We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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