if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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