i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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