spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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