well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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