Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize