It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i love accidental penises.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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