i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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