She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.