If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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