You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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