the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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