Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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