oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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