dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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