You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I need moral support for this bender
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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