your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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