Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
