She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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