pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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