Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wish I only lived at night.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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