is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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