New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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