I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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