WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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