i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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