Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
third nipple confirmed
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
COCAINE IS GR8
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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