Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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