I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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