I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime