Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?