Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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