you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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