if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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