Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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