I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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