i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT