This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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