"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I looked at my own cervix.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning