But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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