i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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