wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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