It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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