I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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