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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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