White coat. Heels.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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