we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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