Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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