She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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