omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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