he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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