you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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