Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
