found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
