I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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