Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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