you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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