drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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