I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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