IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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